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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"
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"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."
"I may have Alzheimer's... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
"What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name!"
"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."
"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"How does Bran Stark enter a brothel? With a Hodor"