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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"

"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."

"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire."

"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"

"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."