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Joke of the Day
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"
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"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."
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"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."
"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"