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Joke of the Day

"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"

"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"

"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."

"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."

"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"Its Wrong To Have Sex Before Marriage Girl (While moaning during sex) : Its wrong. Boy : But I love you. Girl : No its wrong. Boy : I will marry you soon. Girl : You stupid cunt, the hole is wrong."

"Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He's a web kinda guy."

"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."

"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."