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Joke of the Day

"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""

"Today I was wondering ""why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?""... ... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright"

"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"

"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."

"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""

"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."

"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."

"Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down?"

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."