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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."

"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."

"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"

"Had a bad mix up at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."

"I carry a stone around to throw at anyone I hear singing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock."