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Joke of the Day
"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
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"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"
"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."
"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."
"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."
"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"
"How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!"
"Wouldn't it have made more sense if Al Gore claimed he invented the Algorithm?"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."