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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!"
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"All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with."
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"
"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"
"Be the person your dog thinks you are. A gentle lover."
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"I asked Kanye West if he'd seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him of he'd seen Inception."