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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"

"I've been training for the masturbation world record. I'm gonna beat it."

"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."

"My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away."

"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."

"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."