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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."

"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"

"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."

"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed absolutely nothing... ...I was like, 0mg!"

"Why did the short vampire like to gamble? Because the stakes were high!"