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Joke of the Day
"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."
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"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"
"Food Network makes me feel like a perv: Beat it It's not moist enough My wrist is tired Look how thick it's getting It's all about flavor"
"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Because he's black"
"The Duggar family just announced the name of the newest addition to the family! Joe-Mo Lester"
"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."
"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."
"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."
"INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich"
"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."