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Joke of the Day
"What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!"
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"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."
"Short one... What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's Cherry"
"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""
"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"
"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"
"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."
"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."
"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"