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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."
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"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"
"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"
"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"
"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."