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Joke of the Day

"I'm so hipster... I wear modern clothes before anybody in the future wears them as hipster fashion."

"Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? Depends"

"Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade."

"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "

"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"

"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."