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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"

"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"

"What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran"

"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."

"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."

"""Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar."" -insurance"

"What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!"

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""