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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."

"*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: ""well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."""

"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."

"Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"""

"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."

"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""

"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."

"I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed"