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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? Depends"
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"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"
"Last time I went through Canadian customs and they asked me if I had anything to declare, I said, ""You guys make great maple syrup!"""
"What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it."
"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."
"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""
"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"