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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? Depends"

"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"

"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."

"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"What kind of eye disease do vampires get? Dracular degeneration."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"