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Joke of the Day
"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"
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"The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"
"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"I hope Death is a woman.... That way it will never come for me."
"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."