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Joke of the Day
"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."
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"Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja."
"What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."
"George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is ""password""."
"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."