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Joke of the Day

"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."

"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"

"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"

"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."