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Joke of the Day

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?"

"What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them."

"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."