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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
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"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"After a whole year my school Extestentialist Club declared me... ...most likely to be"
"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"
"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"I've become quite independent since my wife left... I just put my second load of washing through the microwave."
"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."
"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."