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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."
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"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"
"There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill."
"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."
"What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling Teehee"
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."
"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""