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Joke of the Day

"Me: I asked the waitress for diet Coke and she thought I said rum and Coke. Boss: 5 times? Me: Yeah I guess. B: ..... M: HR again?"

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."

"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."

"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"

"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"

"""Millennials are so entitled!"" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet"

"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."

"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."

"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"