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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."
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"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"
"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"
"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."
"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."
"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."
"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."