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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."
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"Joke stolen from West Wing Why do they eat only one egg at breakfast in France? Because one egg is *un uf*."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."
"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."
"Two old ladies, sat in a cafe eating a teacake. First one says, ""did you come on the bus?"" Second one replies, ""yeah, but I made it out to look like an epileptic fit""."
"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."
"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"
"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."
"There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"