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Joke of the Day

"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."

"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"

"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."

"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"

"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."

"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."

"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"

"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."

"Nice guys finish last And they generally warn you just before they do."