103223

Joke of the Day

"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading."

"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."

"I was feeling a bit down today... So I breathed some helium. It picked me right up!"

"People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides"

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""

"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."

"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"

"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"