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"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"
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"I got in from the pub and poured myself a glass of water. ""You're drunk, aren't you?"" said a disappointed voice behind me. ""What makes you say that, honey?"" I asked. She said, ""This isn't your house."""
"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."
"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."
"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"
"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."