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Joke of the Day

"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"

"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"

"How do you greet a three-headed monster? Hi, hi, hi."

"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."