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Joke of the Day
"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"
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"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."
"The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep."
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."
"What do you do when you see a Jew in Compton? Challah at ya boy!"
"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"
"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."
"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"