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Joke of the Day
"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"
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"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."
"One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"
"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."