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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."
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"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd. I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do with my right!"
"What do a homeless woman and an American football player have in common? They both take their pads off after four periods"
"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."
"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."
"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."
"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"
"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"
"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."