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Joke of the Day
"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."
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"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""
"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"
"How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you."
"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"
"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"