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Joke of the Day

"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."

"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."

"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

"When I'm high, I'll call some customer service number and choose the Spanish option just for the challenge."

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."

"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."

"I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible"