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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"[ Anything I buy from now until Christmas, I consider it a gift... ] Kids! Close your eyes and hold out your hands! ""Toilet paper?!"""

"I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision."

"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."

"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"

"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."

"*Salesman smashes through window into living room* Evening, folks. Are you in the market for a new window?"

"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"

"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."

"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"