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Joke of the Day

"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."

"What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus."

"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."

"What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day"

"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"

"Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? He wanted to see stars during the day."

"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"Why is Wrestling similar to porn? because it's fun to watch when you're younger... but you get depressed when you're told it's fake."