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"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
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"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""
"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."
"And tonights weather: Dark."
"[interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: ""OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"""
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"
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"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut."