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Joke of the Day

"I made homemade soup with the immersion blender, mostly so that I have something to talk about for the next five days."

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."

"My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional."

"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"

"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"

"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."

"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"

"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."

"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."