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Joke of the Day
"It's a joke. What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
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"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""
"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"
"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"
"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."
"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
"What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants"