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Joke of the Day
"All my passwords are protected by amnesia."
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"My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen..."
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"
"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter? Chapped lips"
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"
"Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll my kids in bartending school."