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Joke of the Day
"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."
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"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"
"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."
"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"
"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"
"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"
"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"
"Mama bear to Papa bear: ""Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."""
"I went for my physical yesterday. Nurse came in the room and she said ""I'm going to have to ask you to stop masturbating"" I was like ""What? Why!?"" She said ""because I'm trying to do your physical!"""
"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."