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Joke of the Day
"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"
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" Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. "
"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Let your girlfriend know how much you love her by screeching loudly like a pterodactyl whenever she talks."
"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."
"5-year-old: *hits her sister* Me: Keep your hands to yourself. 5: Me: 5: *kicks* Me: And your feet. 5: Me: 5: *headbutts*"
"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"
"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."
"We could make the world much greener this #earthday if we simply banned red and blue"
"What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand . . . cuatro cinco"