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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."

"Your girl's legs are like McDonalds breakfast....... OPEN 24/7 EDIT: Replaced pants with legs"

"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"

"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."

"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"

"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"For some reason, my girlfriend asked how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer..."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"I just tried to follow Tim Howard on twitter... I got blocked."