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Joke of the Day
"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."
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"If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her."
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"Me: What's the first step of fire safety? 4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously."
"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."
"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."
"My wife told me I'm funny. According to her, even having sex with me is a joke."
"The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."