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Joke of the Day
"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."
Next Joke
"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."
"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"
"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"
"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"
"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"
"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot. I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""
"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"
"Garbage men have Hefty contracts."