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Joke of the Day
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
Next Joke
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump"
"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."
"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("
"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"
"Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll."