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Joke of the Day
"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"
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"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"
"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
"I went to see a night of XXX short films! Imagine my disappointment when it was just 30 Roman movies."
"[commercial for soup] NARRATOR: ever wanna drink a sandwich?"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in the lightbulb."
"How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy? They have a semillon!"
"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"
"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."