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Joke of the Day
"My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk... ... I told her I was goanna do it later."
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"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."
"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."
"Virgin will hate it when someone said... You don't worth a pound."
"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."
"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"
"My friend told me she has herpes. I told her it's not the end of the world, just a few bumps in the road."
"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."
"Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit."
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""