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Joke of the Day

"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"

"Say Gabe Horn"

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"

"Most people don't act stupid it's the real thing."

"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."

"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."