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Joke of the Day
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
Next Joke
"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."
"What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth."
"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."
"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."
"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."