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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"
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"[at ER] ME: my stomach hurts. DOC: have you been able to eat anything today? ME: yeah, like 75 pieces of pizza."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen!"
"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."
"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."
"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
"Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot"
"Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."
"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."