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Joke of the Day

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? When the old one expects you to ""do your share"""

"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."

"How do you make both God and Satan angry at you? You rape Satan's wife."

"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."

"What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"