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Joke of the Day
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew."
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"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""
"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."
"If I burn my mouth on ONE MORE FUCKING PIZZA I will probably continue to buy and eat pizza for the rest of my life."
"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."
"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"